Ashley. 17. Awkward. Lonely. Shy. Sarcastic. Music fanatic. Piercings. Stretched Ears. Talk to me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
you have the wrong friends
Supernatural is like those nature shows that introduce you to this adorable innocent baby animal and you watch it grow and you fall in love with it and name it and want to see it happy and HOLY CRAP A BIG HORRIBLE ANIMAL IS ATTACKING IT AND IT’S BEING TORN TO SHREDS IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES.
yes, that’s it that’s the show
no seriously
that’s literally the show
(Source: winchesterandwinchester)
Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!
aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon
I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME
I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether we be six or sixty. -Walt Disney
(Source: aggressivebutterfly)
when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
zack i love you so fucking much
Converse’s music Tumblr is here. Let’s rage.
