Ashley. 17. Awkward. Lonely. Shy. Sarcastic. Music fanatic. Piercings. Stretched Ears. Talk to me.
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
Supernatural is like those nature shows that introduce you to this adorable innocent baby animal and you watch it grow and you fall in love with it and name it and want to see it happy and HOLY CRAP A BIG HORRIBLE ANIMAL IS ATTACKING IT AND IT’S BEING TORN TO SHREDS IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES.
yes, that’s it that’s the show
that’s literally the show
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today